I’ve been gardening the same patch of land for a quarter century. You would think that means perfection has been achieved.
You would be wrong.
An old garden full of trees, shrubs, perennials, bulbs, and self-seeding annuals, gardened by someone not good at ruthless removal, becomes a mess. New gardeners, take note! Sometimes you have to remove (i.e., kill) perfectly healthy, beautiful plants because they’re in the wrong place, or there are too many of them, or they’re weeds. If you relent and let them be, your garden will become a mess.
Define “mess.”
In my garden, it means a jumble of plants above ground and an entanglement of roots, rhizomes, corms, and bulbs beneath the surface. Any garden project, however simple and straightforward its intention, rapidly becomes complicated and tricky.

Oriental hellebore
For example, the other day I decided to cut down the old foliage of some oriental hellebores, to better display the emerging flowers, and in anticipation of distributing compost and fertilizer in the next few weeks. This is best done while the ground is relatively bare, meaning after old stuff has been removed and before new growth has covered the ground. And, of course, after any unwanted plants (sometimes called “weeds”) have been removed.
Simple, right? Except that in this garden the line between weed and non-weed has always been kind of fuzzy.

Italian arum foliage
So, back to the hellebores. Snipping the old stems close to the ground was easy, but while doing that I noticed that a nearby patch of Italian arum was encroaching on some emerging irises and the still dormant buds of a peony. I had been careless about cutting down the arum’s seed stalks (because they’re so ornamental, like little red corn cobs on sticks) and they had sprouted new plants around the original one, as well as spreading underground. I got the hori-hori knife and went to work.

Hori-hori knife and its sheath.
The young arums were easy enough to dig up and remove, but the mature arums’ bulbous roots are quite deep underground. Try digging them up without harming the irises and peonies. Too often, I heard that awful crisp snap of plant tissues breaking. Several arum roots remained below ground, and at least one iris was prematurely dispatched. At the end of the session, instead of a neatly weeded patch of ground, the area resembled a battlefield, complete with casualties.
The whole place is like this! Regular garden plants rub roots with the tough specimens I brought in because they were recommended for situations like mine — sandy soil, shade, tree roots, and increasingly dry summers. Any kind of adjustment that involves digging almost always becomes a blood and guts situation — well, okay, a battle with roots, with some unoffending plant as collateral damage.
Another annoyance this year is the crocus massacre. Over the years, crocuses, mostly purple ones, have multiplied and spread through the garden, sometimes by accident, sometimes intentionally. But now I’ve found many holes several inches deep, surrounded by broken crocus shoots, many with buds showing. The bulbs — or more accurately, corms — have been eaten. Rats, which have become distressingly numerous in this superlative suburb in recent years, are my number one suspect. I know squirrels are reputed to eat crocuses, but there have always been squirrels here, and I’ve never observed them digging up crocuses. They’re more interested in picking up sunflower seeds dropped from the bird feeder, and unlike rats, they’re diurnal. So I’ve resorted to covering the remaining crocuses with chicken wire, which is ugly and not kind to plant tissues, but may preserve them.
That’s the thing about gardening, though. Unlike many hobbies or avocations, it involves so many factors beyond the control of the person who undertakes it. Weather, soil, birds, rats, insects, and the gardener’s state of health (both physical and mental) — all these things influence what happens in a garden, but none of them is entirely under the gardener’s control.
Picking up the spade and the trowel, and committing oneself to turning a patch of land into a garden, is a momentous undertaking. Once you’ve created the garden, you must do whatever it takes to maintain it, even if that means struggles of various kinds. Frost? Cover or move those tender plants. Drought? Hoist the watering can and wrestle with the hose. Crowding and imbalance? Clip back, cut down, or dig up. Weeds? Pull and dig. And curse and pull and dig some more. Ravenous rodents? Lay out chicken wire. And so on.
Gardening is a lifelong negotiation with the forces of the natural world. Few things are more real and raw. And despite everything, worthwhile.

Chicken wire may protect these crocuses from being dug up by rats.
A perfect garden is one where you don’t need to do anything…….Mother Nature does all the work!
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Agreed. If I had a place with a more or less intact forest, rocky bluffs with moss and ferns, wildflowers in spring, etc., all I would do is create a few meandering paths and keep invasive aliens out. (Those aliens!) But my 50 by 120 foot spot had been gardened on —
after a fashion — when we bought it in 1992, so something had to be done. Gardening gets me outside and interacting with real stuff. And provides material for the blog too. 😉
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yes,alien species are a problem now that we as a species are being a inadvertent Johnny Apple Seed! We have “Broom” over here & I remember back east the ever spreading “Wing Angled Purple Loose Strife”!
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Parts of Victoria are carpeted with ivy. Pull (or dig) on sight!
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English Ivy is not only invasive,It’ll kill a tree! Looks nice but has to be watched over all the time!
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True! Best thing is to cut the stem at the bottom and then dig up the root. I do have ivy here, but keep a close watch on it and whack it back regularly. And it’s not allowed to climb trees.
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you are the ever vigilant gardner Audrey!
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My wife, a maniacally keen gardener, would love this one, Audrey. Incidentally, I was interested by your hori-hori knife. Were you ever a serving member of The Special Air Service? 🙂
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No, just the Armed & Dangerous Gardeners League. Weeds, look out! 😀
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Informative and entertaining blog. Love the picture of the hori-hori knife. Glad you don’t have a butchering tendency (except where weeds are concerned.) Good luck with your 2018 and beyond gardens.
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You’re right — the hori-hori would be a great weapon in a pinch. 😀 Thanks for the comment and good wishes!
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Wow, Audrey. You’ve got a real battle on your hands, above and below the ground – the battle of the roots! That knife is a lethal looking instrument to do battle with. Good luck!
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Yep. Hori-hori rules. Thanks, John!
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I had to laugh at you putting ‘gardening’ and ‘perfection’ i the same sentence. 😀 … it seems the longer we garden, the further away perfection floats 😀
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And here I thought it was just me! Maybe our standards have risen to impossible heights? 😀
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Never! 🙂
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Very wise words, thank you!
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You’re welcome, Ali!
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An all too familiar scenario! The work is endless and I guess that is as it should be. It teaches acceptance. 😉
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That is something I will keep in mind. Thanks for visiting and commenting, Eliza.
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Perfection nearly always lies with nature, never in the gardener’s control. I’ve come to accept the beauty behind all the messiness.
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That’s true. Just having a patch of earth to appreciate is a blessing.
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